Q: Why did the cook get arrested ?
A: He was caught beating an egg.
-Knock knock,
Who’s there?
-Banana
Banana who?
-Knock knock,
Who’s there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock knock,
Who’s there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
Without geometry, life is pointless.
Q: What do you call cheese that’s not yours?
A: Nacho cheese
Q: Why are grapes never alone?
A: They come in a bunch.
Q: What did the hat say to the scarf?
A: You go around and I’ll go ahead.
Q: How do bees get to school?
A: They take the School Buzz
Knock knock,
Who’s there?
Olive
Olive who?
Olive you
-Knock knock,
Who’s there?
-Cash.
Cash who?
-No thanks, I prefer peanuts.
Q: What protects the clown from the sun?
A: The bozone layer
Q: What do you call a shy lamb?
A: Baaashful.
Q: What do you call a train filled with gum?
A: A chew-chew train
Q: What do planets read?
A: Comet books.
-Knock knock,
Who’s there?
-Wooden shoe
Wooden shoe who?
-Wooden shoe like to know
DOCTOR: You need new glasses.
PATIENT: How do you know, I haven’t even told you what’s wrong with me yet!
DOCTOR: I could tell as soon as you walked through the window.
CUSTOMER: Excuse me, do you serve crabs?
WAITRESS: Yes sir, we serve everyone!
The Tiger Times 
Posted on May 31, 2011 by thetigertimes1
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