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Banana Case Becomes FAHS Celebrity for a Day

June 17, 2019 by thetigertimes7

What’s yellow and looks like a banana? You might think it’s a banana, but you’d be wrong. It’s Mr. Houp’s banana case. English teacher Mr. Zachary Houp acquired the holder at a Tupperware party in 2013. He needed a new one after his previous one was either broken or stolen by his mother. The current […]

Belgium Hosts European Gull Screeching Championship

May 31, 2019 by thetigertimes7

“OOU OOU OOU, OOU OOU OOU OOU OOUU OOOU!” Sound like a seagull? Think again. That’s just a human impersonating a seagull. Belgium now hosts the European Gull Screeching Championship every year. Hosted in Adinkerke, Belgium, the contest is in its second year. Contestants came from all around Europe, including the countries of France and […]

Random Cheese: What is your favorite place to travel?

May 22, 2019 by thetigertimes

Paige Garrett ( Grade 11)–“Clearwater beach in Florida, because they have the best waves for surfing and they have the best sunsets, and that’s where I have a lot of good memories with my dad.” Kenzie Miller (Grade 10)–“I love any beach really; the freeness of the ocean and the waves, it just all feels […]

The Fifty States from Worst to Best: Part Two

April 29, 2019 by thetigertimes7

In a previous article, The Tiger Times began its state rankings with states 50-26. Here is the finale, states 25-1. Using criteria such as location, climate, culture, cities, diversity, and much more, we formed a list ranking the fifty states. Here are the top twenty-five states in the American union. 25. Kentucky–With big college towns […]

The Fifty States from Worst to Best: Part One

April 4, 2019 by thetigertimes

Ever wonder which states rank among the top (and bottom) in the nation? The Tiger Times has you covered with an entirely uncalled-for, unprofessional ranking of the Fifty United States, from worst to best. Location, culture, cities, diversity, climate, and numerous other factors were taken into consideration in these rankings. This installment will include states […]

RANDOM CHEESE: Teachers, what’s the funniest thing a student has ever said to you?

January 28, 2019 by thetigertimes7

“What’s your dream job? I love animals, I love working with animals. I want to be a vegetarian,” science teacher Kerry Motze said. “Mr. Driesbach, do penguins fall off of Antarctica?” science teacher Todd Driesbach said. “Is Africa a country?” history teacher Paul Kochanasz said. “I thought it was funny when someone said they could […]

RANDOM CHEESE: What is the dumbest thing you’ve ever done on a dare?

January 24, 2019 by thetigertimes7

“My boyfriend Noah, from Hamburg, dared me to eat hot sauce from Domino’s. It was disgusting,” senior Jessica Goggins said. “I licked a cafeteria table,” senior Lia Bennicoff said. “Walking on the train tracks,” senior Hannah Kutz said. “In middle school, a group of our friends would dump random condiments in slushies, and we’d have […]

Random Cheese: What will you miss most about Fleetwood Area High School?

April 30, 2018 by thetigertimes7

Random Cheese: What will you miss most about Fleetwood Area High School? “Mr. Ebersole, because he’s a good role model and inspires me to do better,” senior Zach Warren said. “The teachers and this place in general; it’s like a second home,” senior Adrianna Colon said. “My friends,” senior Sarah Oxenreider said. “The music department,” […]

Random Cheese: If You Didn’t Have to Sleep, What Would You Do with the Extra Time?

April 6, 2018 by thetigertimes7

“Probably binge watch Netflix and avoid all of my responsibilities,” senior Katie Keiser said. “Playing guitar or reading,” sophomore Owen Long said. “Do the schoolwork that I didn’t do that day,” junior Justin Kramer said. “Draw,” junior Hannah Daniels said. “Play video games,” junior Grace Hess said. “Text people or watch Netflix,” sophomore Owen Magers […]

Random Cheese: What’s Your Favorite Thing About Winter?

November 1, 2017 by thetigertimes7

“Honestly, I hate winter because it’s all cold and stuff, and I hate the cold and stuff,” senior Josh Nasados said. “Snow,” sophomore Emily Logar said. “Snowboarding,” senior Nicole Rohall said. “Lord of the Rings marathons,” senior Leah Conrad said. “Nothing,” senior Zach Warren said. “Sports,” sophomore Trent Gehringer said. “Snow,” sophomore Callie Barr said. […]

Random Cheese: What Is Your Biggest Fear?

March 30, 2017 by thetigertimes

“Student loans,” Shawn Bessey said. “Spiders,” Seth Wagner said. “Unglazed donuts,” Nick Carlin said. “Snakes,” physical education teacher Eric Jonassen said. Mrs. Castiglioni- “Thousand leggers,” Family and Consumer Sciences teacher Nancy Castiglioni said. “Something bad happening to my children,” office secretary Stacey Maurek said. “Failing in life,” Broderick Allen said. “Kool-Aid Man,” Tristan Spannuth said. […]

Random Cheese: What Would You Do If You Only Had One Day to Live?

March 28, 2017 by thetigertimes7

“Spend time with family and children,” English teacher Ms. Debra Mahnken said. “Figure out the craziest way to die and do it,” senior Sydney Lobb said. “Steal a private jet and travel the world,” senior Lexi Nowotarski said. “Make sure everyone knows how much I appreciate them,” junior Chantel Cobb said. ”Skydive and spend time […]

Random Cheese: What are you going to miss most about high school when you graduate?

February 1, 2017 by thetigertimes7

What are you going to miss most about high school when you graduate? “I’ll miss Mr. Houp,” senior Tristan Spannuth said. “I’ll miss my friends and high school sports,” senior Lexi Nowotarski said. “Soccer,” senior Sydney Lobb said. “I’ll miss my friends,”senior Katie Jones said. “Doing adult things for the first time,” English teacher Ms. Debra […]

Random Cheese: What is Your Prediction For Best Picture?

January 26, 2017 by thetigertimes7

What is your prediction for Best Picture at the 89th Academy Awards? “La La Land,” senior Daffeny Wolf said. “Rogue One: A Star Wars Story,” senior Max Pavlick said. “La La Land,” junior Laura Kaskey said. “La La Land,” junior Audrey Agnew said. “Moana,” junior Maya Evans said.

Random Cheese: What is your favorite Winter Activity?

January 2, 2017 by thetigertimes7

“I like to ski. I like to feel the snow blow by my nose,” senior Thayjas Patil said. “I like snowboarding,” senior Tyler Redding said. “Trying not to be cold,” senior FaithAnn Scanlan said. “Sit on my couch, look outside, and wait for spring,” senior Carl Fortna said. “Snowboarding, playing video games, or engaging in […]

Random Cheese: If You Could Have Any Pet, Legal or Otherwise, What Would It Be?

December 6, 2016 by thetigertimes7

“A great white shark,” junior Peter Procak said. “A finger monkey,”sophomore Chloe Campbell said. “A white tiger,” sophomore Maddy Daniels said. “An eagle,” junior Shawn Bessey said. “A baby raccoon,” senior Tristan Spannuth said. “A funny monkey,”social studies teacher Mrs. Dina Heffner said. “A python,” senior Shane Burt said. “A moose,” teacher Mrs. Candace Hall […]

Random Cheese: What Is Your Favorite Thing about Fall?

November 3, 2016 by thetigertimes7

“Everything,”sophomore Lia Bennicoff said. “The color changing in the leaves,” senior Katheryn Mercurio said. “Not having to mow the grass as often,” junior Lydia Atkins said. “Wearing long sleeved shirts and jeans,” senior Zach Heller said. “I’m not very fond of fall,” junior Elizabeth Horinka said. “The election,” freshman Noah Hottel said. “The weather,” freshman […]

Random Cheese: What Were You Most Looking forward to at Prom?

May 26, 2016 by thetigertimes7

“To be with my friends,” senior Katie Lochman said. “Nothing,” senior Lacey Griess said. “Taking pictures with my friends,” senior Taylor Angstadt said. “To get the American experience of prom,” senior Skorpan Eriksson said. “Spending time with my friends and taking photos,” senior Maddy Wood said. “I am excited to see the princes and princesses,” […]

Random Cheese: What Are Your Thoughts on Jorts?

May 17, 2016 by thetigertimes

“They’re coming back,” senior Thayjas Patil said. “They’re back in style,” senior Ian O’Keefe said. “They’re good, if you can pull them off,” junior Ryan Skepanski said. “Pfft,” junior Cole Strange said. “They’re pretty excellent,” study hall monitor Joshua Werstler said. “I hate them,” junior Kirsten Knoll said. “It’s a ‘no’ for me,” junior Shane […]

Random Cheese: For what Would You Risk Your Life?

April 26, 2016 by thetigertimes7

“BMX,” junior Logan Carbaugh said. “Snowboarding,” junior Alec Boyle said. “Playing Baseball,” junior Tyler Manmiller said. “Nothing,” senior James Bowman said. “Close friends,” junior Zack Hadeed said. “Jake Campbell,” senior Josh Campbell said. “Jake Campbell,” freshman Anthony Peralta said. “My wife and kids,” science teacher Mr. Mark Coassolo said. “Someone in need,” senior Meghan Sadler […]

Random Cheese: What are Your Bad Habits?

April 19, 2016 by thetigertimes

“Singing in the shower,” junior Anna Hracho said. “Talking too much,” sophomore Ashlyn Warner said. “Eating salt out of the bottom of the pretzel bag,” English teacher Mrs. Wilkinson said. “Eating fruit snacks,” junior Rayanna Celmer said. “Playing with my lip ring,” junior Brandon Buck said. “Listening to my music too loud,” junior Harley Hendricks […]

Random Cheese: Can I Borrow $5?

February 8, 2016 by thetigertimes7

“No,” senior Nick Matteo said. “No,” senior Zachary Wanner said. “No, I don’t have any on me, and you can’t have my credit card,” freshman Breean Rothermel said. “No,” senior Josh Campbell sad. “No. Wait, what do you need five dollars for?” senior David Kresley said. “No,” senior Sarah Rossino said. “No,” senior Twinkle Malhotra […]

Random Cheese: What Are You Doing After Graduation?

November 11, 2015 by thetigertimes7

Senior Maddy Garcia: “I’m heading to Punta Cana for my senior graduation present.” Senior Megan Burkert: “I’m super excited since me and my mom will be heading down to Cancun for my graduation present.” Senior Natasha Torres: “I want to plan a trip with a bunch of friends to go to the beach, and at […]

Random Cheese: What Did You Think Of Homecoming?

October 16, 2015 by thetigertimes7

Senior Katie Werner: “I think it was rigged.” Senior Zack Wanner: “Best homecoming we had so far!” Junior Kyle Keirstead: “If it weren’t for juniors misusing the stress balls, they would’ve won.” Senior Liz Walrond: “What is homecoming? Wait, who’s coming home?” Math teacher Mr. John Perry: “Overall, from what I experienced, it was fun. I liked […]