Long Speedily Becoming Fleetwood Fixture

In Fleetwood, there is a legend about a student so energetic, so fast, that, even while unseen, his greetings can be heard through the halls of Fleetwood. He welcomes everyone with a smile, a wave, and then he speeds away in a blur. He is Scott Long.

Scott Long is a sophomore here at Fleetwood. He is commonly seen sprinting from class to class with his massive book bag, greeting individuals with a “Heh-lohh!” and groups with a “Hello, fine citizens!”

“People I’ve never met before know my name! It’s kind of weird!” Long explained during an exclusive interview.

“My favorite part of school is getting to see and say ‘Hello!’ to all my friends,” says Long. What Long neglects to mention is that almost every FAHS student seems to be a friend of his. 

But for Scott Long, school isn’t only about socialization.  He is a very vocal spokesperson for the FAHS Japanese courses.

“I [speak] Japanese, and I love Japanese culture,” states Long.

Scott Long aspires to someday be a train conductor, and one imagines that he will be equally friendly as he travels the countryside greeting all he meets during his adventures.

But for Long, his adventures have already begun.  He proudly admits that he has been in multiple police cars and ambulances for various reasons.

Long’s reputation for jollity and speed continues to grow in the Fleetwood Area High School, but for now Scott simply wants the world to know one thing: “Everyone needs to watch out on Black Ops because I will find and own all of you!”