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Random Cheese: Who Will Win the Super Bowl?
The Super Bowl is the most watched sporting event of the year, and it’s coming up soon. Who do you think will win? Sam Cabrera (’13)- “The Ravens” Mr.Wagaman (Teacher)- “The Green Bay Packers” Kevin Morgan (’13)- “The Patriots” Matt McCammitt (’12)- “The Packers” Cristian Boyer (’13)- “The Raiders”
Random Cheese: Yu-Gi-Oh or Magic the Gathering?
November 21, 2011 by thetigertimes1
Magic or Yu-Gi-Oh. These card games are popular among students. Which do you prefer? Conor Donohoe: “Magic—Yu-Gi-Oh is for children.” Pat Shukraft: “Magic—Yu-Gi-Oh has too many overpowered cards.” Herr Rudy: “Magic—Yu-Gi-Oh is inferior.” Jake Braswell: “Yu-Gi-Oh–I’ve been playing since I was a lad.” Tyler Dierolf and Avian Cabassa: “Yu-Gi-Oh ’cause it’s da bomb.”
The Roaming Gnome Roams South
November 18, 2011 by thetigertimes1
Hello! Welcome to my very first “Where is that Gnome?!” I, that gnome, will be somewhere in the USA and you must figure out where I am. As I hope everyone else does, I will be starting my adventure at my home in Fleetwood. I am, as a matter of fact, the Fleetwood roaming gnome! […]
Random Cheese Finds Out Your Spirit Animal
November 8, 2011 by thetigertimes
Spirit animals are an important part of one’s life. While many are unaware that they have a spirit animal, they are undoubtedly an important part of life…….and by that I mean people generally just say their favorite animal. Anywho, here’s this edition’s Random Cheese… “A Chicken.” –Sam Cabrera “An Aardvark.” –Dina Heffner “A […]
Fleetwood’s Roamin’ Gnome Embarks
November 4, 2011 by thetigertimes1
With the start of anew school year, The Tiger Times staff has combined the ever popular Travelocity commercial to create the Fleetwood roaming gnome. The Travelocity gnome was transformed from his fancy blue coat to an awesome red Fleetwood Area High School letter jacket. He also earned some tiger paw prints on his hat and boots. For […]
Random Cheese: What Do You Like about Fall?
October 20, 2011 by thetigertimes1
With autumn just beginning, the staff of The Tiger Times thought it would be appropriate to ask students at FAHS what their favorite part of this beautiful season is. Casey Heffelfinger (’12): “Halloween.” Corey Unger (’13): “Leaves.” Emily Schilling (’12): “Football games and tennis.” Joel Snyder (’12): “The leaves.” Molly Flannery (’12): “The weather is […]
Random Cheese Hosts Prom Reactions
June 13, 2011 by thetigertimes
What do you like about Prom? Ryan Hollenbach (’12): “Getting to be with all my friends.” Brian Erb (’12): “I don’t like prom.” Edwin Enriquez (’12): “Seeing all my friends looking good all dressed up.” Kaylie Vrabel (’11): “Having a good time with all my friends.” Nikki Capitle (’11): “Seeing everyone dressed up.” Karley Eberhart […]
The Corny Jokes Column
May 31, 2011 by thetigertimes1
Q: Why did the cook get arrested ? A: He was caught beating an egg. -Knock knock, Who’s there? -Banana Banana who? -Knock knock, Who’s there? Banana Banana who? Knock knock, Who’s there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad I didn’t say banana? Without geometry, life is pointless. Q: What do you call cheese that’s […]
Random Cheese Tackles Holidays
May 27, 2011 by thetigertimes
What is your favorite holiday, who would you spend it with, and why? 1. Kyle Flannery My favorite holiday is Christmas. I like this holiday because I get to spend it with my mother’s and father’s sides of the family. 2. Sara Kilgore My favorite holiday is New Year’s. I would spend it with Morgan […]
What Does Your Favorite Color Say about You?
April 27, 2011 by thetigertimes
The following colors each fit with different personality types. One color may represent you, but, more than likely, you can be described by many colors. Many students wear their favorite colors a lot, so, to have fun, plan a day to wear the color that best describes you. If you are a very social person […]
Easter Origins a Hodgepodge of Tradition
April 21, 2011 by thetigertimes
Were you ever curious why Easter involves bunnies and eggs? Or why ham is an Easter dinner favorite? Or, perhaps you are curious where the Easter tradition originated. The contemporary American Easter traditions are actually a combination of the pagan and Christian ideologies. In the pagan celebration of Easter, participants celebrated the arrival of […]
Random Cheese: Who Is Your Favorite Pokémon?
April 8, 2011 by thetigertimes
Some things never change. The popularity of Pokémon is one of these tests of time. It’s safe to say that most students at Fleetwood Area High School have played Pokémon at some time in their lives. Most of these people have a favorite. But which of the pocket monsters are they? “Celebi—because it travels through […]
The Tiger Times Celebrates National Poetry Month
April 4, 2011 by thetigertimes
April is National Poetry Month. In the spirit of this celebration, here is a poem about our own FAHS journalism class. Journalism Class— Our talent, you can’t surpass. The Tiger Times is what we write, The words in which are black and white— Bringing the news to you, Giving you a new point of view.The […]
A Poem for Poetry Month
April 4, 2011 by thetigertimes
For the month of April Poets and others celebrate the art of poetry.The Academy of American Poets established A national event for the poets and poems of society. They are grateful For this country, For supporting the fine arts That influenced human society. Even in their hearts They produce variety. It is a complex heritage And […]
A Brief Survey of Senior Pranks
March 28, 2011 by thetigertimes
Many students make inside jokes or pranks with their closest friends whenever they have a chance to do so. When walking down the halls at Fleetwood, you hear a lot of friends laughing and talking. Between classes, students get the chance to socialize with their friends. But not all the jokes and pranks happen outside […]
Random Cheese Goes Cheesy
March 9, 2011 by thetigertimes
During my tenure at The Tiger Times newspaper, I have always found the random cheese section of the paper to be interesting to say the least. When I was given the opportunity to manage the random cheese section, I decided I would follow a different path than my predecessors had. My question for the masses […]
Happy Platypus Day!
March 4, 2011 by thetigertimes
Platypuses are cute little mammals with beaks, beaver tails, and egg-laying skills. Of course, you can tell they are awesome just by looking at them. What most people don’t know is that platypuses actually have their own holiday. National Platypus Day happens every March 5th. The most popular platypus of our day is Perry the […]
Random Cheese: What do you fear?
February 24, 2011 by thetigertimes
Everyone has a weird fear or phobia with which he or she deals everyday. Let’s see what other Fleetwood students and faculty fear! Tristessa Slesinski (‘12): “I’m scared of slender men. And worms.” Mallory Christman (‘12): “I hate falling on ice. I hate ice, and I hate falling.” Josias Piri (‘12): “Oh! Razors…the hair ones. One […]
Random Cheese: V-Day Edition
February 11, 2011 by thetigertimes
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February Has More than a Few Funky Holidays
February 9, 2011 by thetigertimes
The day that most people anticipate in the month of February is definitely the day of love, Valentine’s day. While people spend weeks preparing for what they are going to get their significant others, they could be celebrating the many other days that make up February. February 2nd is a day to which a lot […]
Random Quotes from Random Students
January 27, 2011 by thetigertimes
These quotes are designed to make you laugh, giggle, or possibly cry, so have fun. All quotes are recommended by students from Fleetwood Area High School. It is not our fault if you are disappointed; you just need to get a better sense of humor! • “I don’t hate the other surfers; I just don’t […]
Answer Your Cat’s Questions without Seeming Crazy
January 17, 2011 by thetigertimes
Untangling the mysteries of felines can be hard. If you have ever wondered what is going on in your cat’s mind or ever wanted to make your cat extremely happy, mark your calendars. January 22nd is “National Answer Your Cat’s Questions Day.” To participate in this day, you must be fully aware of your cat’s […]
January Offers Host of Unusual Holidays
January 12, 2011 by thetigertimes
There are many unique and bizarre holidays that the average person has never even heard of, yet a few of them would catch anyone’s eye. While some of the holidays are hilarious, others are simply absurd. “Run up the Flagpole and See if Anyone Salutes Day” is a day when people try something new, but […]
The Corny Jokes Column
November 14, 2010 by thetigertimes
WARNING—Reading this may make you temporarily confused, angry, or happy. No responsibility can be taken by The Tiger Times staff. It is not their fault that the jokes are so bad. Two muffins were sitting in an oven; one muffin says, “Whoa! It’s hot in here!” In reply, the other muffin says, “Whoa! A talking […]
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December 8, 2011 by thetigertimes1
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