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What is your favorite part of winter break and why?

December 13, 2013 by thetigertimes6

“Staying home and hanging out with my friends.” –10th grader, Erik Clemons “My birthday is over break.” –English teacher, Andrew Good “Christmas time and spending time with family and friends.” –10th grader, Katie Lochman “Being able to relax and not worry about school.” –10th grader, Adam Bounasera “Seeing all of my family members since there […]

Random Cheese: What Is Your Favorite Football Team and Why?

December 3, 2013 by thetigertimes

“Saints, because I have liked them my whole life.” –Sophomore Sam Lerch “Cowboys, because they’re America’s team.” –Senior Maddie Bossler “I don’t have one because I don’t watch football.” –Senior defensive tackle Antonio Goode “I like the Eagles because they’re from the hometown.” –Junior Joe Kinek “Steelers, because that’s the first team that my dad […]

What is your Favorite Part of Thanksgiving Break?

November 25, 2013 by thetigertimes6

What is your favorite part about Thanksgiving break? Auston Clauss, Grade 12- “Thanksgiving is a time when I can truly put my natural talents of eating and doing nothing into use.” Carly Gieringer, Grade 12- “I don’t like Thanksgiving, but it’s cool that there’s no school.” Erica Groncki, Grade 12-“Not going to school.” Jenna Roberts, […]

Random Cheese: What is Your Favorite Thing About Fall?

October 28, 2013 by thetigertimes6

1) Tracy Reich, Study Hall Monitor– “The leaves, air, acorns–everything! I love fall!” 2) Bri Bailey, 12th grade– “I Love the coldness.” 3) Aubree Kilp, 9th grade– “Thanksgiving, bonfires, and hot chocolate.” 4) Casey Santos, 12th grade– “Halloween and haunted houses.” 5) Andrew Tissera, 9th grade– “The crunching sound of leaves under my feet.” 6) […]

This Week in History: Oct. 27- Nov. 2

October 27, 2013 by thetigertimes6

October 27 1682- Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, was founded. 1775- The United States Navy was formed. 1858- Theodore Roosevelt was born. 1919- United States Congress signed The Volstead Act. 2012- Forty-six people were killed and one 123 injured in Iraq after a series of attacks and bombs. October 28 1492- Christopher Columbus discovered Cuba and claimed it […]

Random Cheese: Finals Week Reflections

June 14, 2013 by thetigertimes

“I’m going to try my best on the finals.” –Junior Nate Reinert “I think finals are a waste of time.” –Junior Andrew Moran “I don’t like it when teachers give just a final but no midterm.” –Junior Madison Bossler “Finals are really dumb and have no point.” –Junior Ben Rohde “Why can’t teachers just give […]

May Horoscopes

May 10, 2013 by thetigertimes5

Aries [March 21st- April 19th] One major illusion comes as well as one absolutely correct insight into your life. The illusion centers on money, friendship, and hopes for the future. Someone might play on your social instincts to hide something from you. The correct insight comes in the areas of investments, lifestyle changes, and travel. […]

Random Cheese: What Is Your Biggest Fear?

April 25, 2013 by thetigertimes

“Elevators, hands down.” – Rachael Knarr, 12th “Whales.”- Joseph Roman, 12th “Literally everything.” –Abbey Porambo, 12th “Drowning and dying.”- Desirae Lesher, 12th “Snakes.”- Kelly Zuber, 11th “Thunderstorms.”- Stephanie Walker, 9th “Bugs.”- Ashley Wellman, 9th “Snakes.”- Olivia Leenhouts, 9th “Not being able to think of a fear or phobia.”- Adam Shapiro, 9th “Waking up tomorrow with […]

FAHS Teacher Crossword Puzzle

March 21, 2013 by thetigertimes4

Across 3. – I am the ruler of journalism. 6. – I have a bubbly personality, and I am the advisor of book club. 9. -I am one of the senior class advisors. 10. -I keep my students fit and healthy. 11. -I am a history teacher. I have a son named Tanner. 12. -I […]

Random Cheese: What Superhero Would You Be?

March 18, 2013 by thetigertimes4

If you could be a Marvel or DC superhero, who would you be and why? Alec Miller: “Daredevil, because he is blind and uses his other senses for his power.” Ally Haas: “Superman, because he flies, and he is cool.” Zach Cronrath: “Batman, because he is super rich and amazing, and he was trained by […]

Random Cheese: What do you Think of Valentine’s Day?

February 15, 2013 by thetigertimes5

What do you think of Valentine’s Day? “I don’t like it.” –Josh Ravel, Grade 11 “I like to spoil my girlfriend with gifts.” –Kyle Young, Grade 11 “Pointless…not needed.” –Cameron Weeks, Grade 12 “I think it’s [dumb]. You should show your love every day, not just one day a year.” –Bri Bailey, Grade 11 “It […]

Random Cheese: What Do You Want for Christmas?

December 11, 2012 by thetigertimes

Jared Adam (10th): “Remote Controlled Helicopter.” Cody Fisher (11th): “Running boards for my pickup truck.” Sampson Lerch (9th): “Stoormtrooper Snowboard Jacket.” Dante Brown (12th): “Beats by Dr. Dre.” Ryan Bubbenmoyer (12th): “A Welder.” Mike Treichler (11th): “Dirt bike.” Zach Siegfried (11th): “A Garden Full of Plants.” Ms. Deb Heist (Teacher): “A new wristwatch.” Andrew Moran (11th): “A […]

Random Cheese: What do you like most about winter?

November 14, 2012 by thetigertimes4

What do you like most about winter? Joe Kinek (10th): “I hate winter.” Kayla Daniels (10th): “Hot chocolate.” Teacher Matt Kellet: “Basketball.” Nick Carroll (9th)- “I don’t like winter.” Austin Young (10th): “Christmas.” Justin Dantas (12th): “NBA Season.” Ryan Andre (11th): “Hot chocolate.” Kae Huang (10th): “Spending time with my family on winter break.” Brandon […]

Random Cheese: What’s Your College?

June 28, 2012 by thetigertimes

Random Cheese: What Is Your Dream Summer Vacation Destination?

June 11, 2012 by thetigertimes4

Rocco Russo (’15): “Italy.” Alexander Merceron (’14): “The Bahamas.” Jared Adam (’15): “New Mexico, to hunt.” Matt Hook (’15): “Jamaica.” Mallory Christman (’12): “Maine. I don’t like warm weather.” Acacia Gerhard (’12): “Greece, so I can see all my family.” Caroline Morataya (’12): “Guatemala to see my family.” Kial Maynard (’12): “Ireland. It’s where the […]

Random Cheese: How Much Did You Spend on Prom this Year?

May 8, 2012 by thetigertimes1

With Prom quickly approaching, students are starting to buy dresses, suits, and other essentials. How much did you spend on Prom this year? Emily Shilling (’12)- “$430 by the time I finish.” Brad Arndt (’12)- “$215.” Lauren Schlegel (’14)- “$350.” Shelbi Heffner (’15)- “$270.” Brittany Hottenstein (’12)- “$90.” Ryan Hollenbach (’12)- “$140.” Connor Donohue (’12)- “$210.” Patrick Schukraft […]

Random Cheese: What’s Your Favorite Sporting Event?

May 3, 2012 by thetigertimes1

With the Stanley Cup quickly approaching, there will be a plethora of sporting events to watch in the coming months. What is your favorite sporting event to watch? Cristian Custodio (9th)-“The World Cup.” Morgan Waid (9th)-“The World Cup.” Adam Beidler (10th)-“The Super Bowl.” John Jaramillo (12th)-“The World Cup.” Daniel Milloy (12th)-“The World Cup.” Vinny Leiva (12th)-“The World […]

Favorite Ice Cream a Good Indicator of Personality

March 28, 2012 by thetigertimes

Many enjoy the creamy, cold taste of ice cream–unless they are lactose intolerant. People have their favorite or usuals, the flavor they always get or crave. But have you ever considered that your favorite flavor of frozen dairy also explains your personality? If you like Vanilla… You’re a straightforward person without much personal flair, but […]

Random Cheese–What 2012 Movie Are You Most Anticipating?

March 6, 2012 by thetigertimes2

What 2012 movie are you most excited to see? Shaq Cobb–“The Avengers.” Mitch Kinek–“Chronicle.” Ryan Andre–“The Dark Knight Rises.” Christian Boyer–“The Avengers.” Jeff Miller–“The Dark Knight Rises.” Casey Hefflefinger–“The Hunger Games.” Kelly Pitts–“Chronicle.” Conor Donohoe–“The Dark Knight Rises.” Patrick Schukraft- “Chronicle.”

Random Cheese: What’s Your Favorite Winter Activity?

February 14, 2012 by thetigertimes1

Winter is here in full force, and students at Fleetwood were asked what their favorite winter activity was. “Sitting by the fire reading a book.” -Nicole Knabb (’12) “Staying in the house, being warm.” -Eldy Guillime (’15) “Snowboarding.” -Jordan Bulchie (’15) “Snowboarding.” -Doug Delong (’12) “Snowball fights.” -Scott Long (’13) “Sledding.” -Kyle Ahner (’14) “Drinking […]

Random Cheese: What Makes 2012 So Exciting?

January 20, 2012 by thetigertimes2

With the New Year rolling in fast, The Tiger Times staff ventured out to ask the student body: “What are you looking forward to most in 2012?” Tracy Reich: “The summer.” Shaq Cobb: “Getting my permit.” Joe Sherman: “The end of the world.” John Jaramillo: “College.” Lauren Fuerst: “Julie graduating.” Amanda Lynch: “Graduation and senior […]

Roamin’ Gnome Roams Again!

January 10, 2012 by thetigertimes

Hello, you may have heard about my first adventure. My adventure took place at Universal Studios, Florida. This time, I’ll be going to another place in the USA, and I’ll try to stump you again. Off I go! Thursday Night: Tonight I shall be leaving my cozy and spacious mushroom to be trapped in a […]

Random Cheese: What’s your 2012 New Year’s Resolution?

December 22, 2011 by thetigertimes1

With a new year comes new experiences and a chance to improve some aspect of yourself. What is your New Year’s resolution? Conor Donohoe (’12): “To make Dan McMullen as miserable as possible.” Casey Heffelfinger (’12): “I want to get more in shape.” Skylar Luckenbill (’12): “To walk.” Seth Knauer (’12): “To not have one […]

Random Cheese: What is Your Favorite Part Of Christmas?

December 16, 2011 by thetigertimes1

Christmas is quickly approaching, and families all over are beginning to prepare for the holidays. What is your favorite part of Christmas? Tracy Reich: “Decorations.” Kimberley Santiago: “Spending time with family.” Caroline Morataya (’12): “Eating tamales.” Gregg Ratzell: “Food.” Olivia Edwards (’12): “Christmas Songs.” Bryan Anderson (’12): “Getting Gifts.”